her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Someone came in the potted fern
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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