why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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