I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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