Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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