Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
there is puke in my bra ... again
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