On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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