and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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