Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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