you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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