Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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