Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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