FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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