Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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