There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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