yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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