Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I just found a bag of teeth...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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