Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Boobs are out for the taking
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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