grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Randomize
