i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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