yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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