have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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