Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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