please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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