I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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