Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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