I wannas sexs uuuuu
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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