i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
