Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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