D3 body, D1 cock
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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