who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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