Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i will never coherently bang her
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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