Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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