I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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