Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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