he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
