She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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