there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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