I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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