Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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