and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Drunk is not a location!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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