hell yes lets make some ravioli
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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