I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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