D3 body, D1 cock
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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