It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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