Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We need a shit load of segways right now
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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