In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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