I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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