my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
