She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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