my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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