Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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