I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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